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[03 Jun 2009|06:36am] |
My mom sent me an email. The poor old lady finally learned how to use the internets! Haha! Im just joshing! The woman knows her way around the world wide web! She says work is actually picking up at one of her jobs! And for once she's not like, blowing it on some guy or fancy necklace! I'm proud of her! I think I'm going to put up an ad online saying I'll do oddjobs and work around here and around town so I can save up for a plane ticket so I can visit her I really miss her.
Hey er...I think I got someones laundry mixed with mine. I went to that one guy Brendan's room but he wasn't there and the office told me he's not here anymore. Did he leave for summer? I wonder if I can call his house or something to let him know I got a couple of his shirts and stuff.
Thank god for summer weather! I feel like going to skate since my nose is all fixed up now. I swear if I see that jackass at the skate park I'm gunna beat him in the face with an ice hammer!
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[07 Apr 2009|11:20am] |
Um....hey Verona....I know I kinda dropped the ball on the egg project....Um....Listen, I'll take care of the egg for the rest of the week and take care of the grocery list and stuff. I'm shit really bad at math so I wont screw it up and let you handle it. If I did it we'd just get an F. I finished my resume too....I'm sorry its late. Whats out Eggs name again?
I'm...sorry again....I don't want you to get a bad grade because of me.
My mom sent me an Easter basket full of stuff....She really shouldn't have...she doesnt have the money She remembered I liked those Take 5 candy bars through. They are like, THE best!
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[06 Apr 2009|03:15pm] |
....The Egg project? That lame baby stuff that you always see them do on TV and shit? Wow, I didnt think any school actually DID that kinda stuff! Huh....well, I guess I could be a dad for a couple weeks. Whos the mom again? I'm sorry babe, but I totally told you to pop the pill but NOOOO we just had to trust a condom! LAME!
Um...hey Griffin?
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[02 Apr 2009|10:41pm] |
Griffin! Do me a favor?
Im so fucking excited! Spring is coming! Woo! No more snow! Hot weather! Skating! Hells to the fuck yeah!
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[31 Mar 2009|02:21pm] |
So I totally think that Perez Hilton guy is a psychic. That one celebrity gossip dude? Yeah, total psych. How can he possibly know EVERYTHING before, like, everyone else? He's got to have some sort of ability!
I bet people are calling into those lame physic hotlines now and aint thinking they're fake anymore! Then again who knows, they might be fucking loosers trying to be like us or have guys who can see the future locked up and forcing them to read callers' futures. Huh, weird. Since there is that Project Stargate guys running around maybe the Government should like, put together a psychic FBI or something! Wouldn't that be fucking bomb!? I wanna be a fucking FBI agent or whatever! Aint there some guy walking around here who's from the FBI or something? I wonder if he has like, applications or a sign up sheet!
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[13 Mar 2009|12:03pm] |
Dudes, I finally saw Watchmen. It. Was. Awesome!
I liked it. Some people said it was crap but I totally loved it!
You know what I could realy go for right now? Girl Scout Cookies!
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[26 Feb 2009|12:32am] |
Ugh I am SOOOOOO sick of winter! Why cant it just be spring already!? I wish I could control the weather, that would be wicked rad, but at least I can get snow out of my way, or water off me.
I was watching MTV Cribs. Some of these fuckers dont deserve these houses, man! I mean really, I've heard of like, less than half these rapers and wrestlers or football players. Whatever! Although when they do the skaters its fucking AWESOME! I totally want a skate park in my house. I gotta brush up on my skills if I'm going to keep competing!
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[11 Feb 2009|12:15pm] |
Thanks to the wonderful Kristen fixin me up I can spend Valentine's with my one true love! My board. Anyone else totally wanna just blow this day off since it pretty much was designed to make us single fellas feel like shit?
Isaiah? You don't got anyone cus youre a heartless bastard so you wanna hang out? It'll be awesome! We'll watch movies and drink a lot and hang and make fun of people! It'll totally be fun dude, you're in, no backing out now or I'll hunt you down all V-Day till I find your ass!
Anyone else wanna join the pow-wow? Oh yeah! And all you cats that got into the muscial...er...good for you dudes! I've never seen Grease. Thought theater was kinda just for the drama nerds. Figured I could help out a little though, you know, do some of the heavy lifting for you guys and stuff backstage.
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[09 Feb 2009|12:37am] |
Yo, Griff. You wanna hang sometime? I can't really go much cus of my bum arm and stuff, but we could like, I dunno, hang or whatever.
Isaiah, you free later?
So the skate accident is healing up ok I guess, the ol' arm is in a sling and will be for a few days. Can anyone say LAME!? The band "RIP Premadona" is supposed to be in town soon, and I am TOTALLY going!
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[06 Feb 2009|08:13pm] |
OK so I was skating, right? I didn't see this patch of ice that, I guess, froze over last night or whatever just off the sidewalk by the road just down the block from the school and I hopped off my board and stepped on it and slipped. Holy fucking shit, ouch. That's all I gotta say about that. I think my wrist is sprained or something, and my forearm is all scratched up and I ruined this kick-ass shirt.
Erm....nurse?
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[04 Feb 2009|09:04pm] |
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So guys...does anyone know of any like, parties or whatever off campus? I am long overdo for some actual FUN, what with exams fucking kicking my ass. Thankfully a lot of the snow is melting so I can go skating again. I'm gunna skate down to the gas station sometime today. Anyone wanna come? I have got the BIGGEST craving for gummy lifesavors.
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[27 Jan 2009|01:28pm] |
Hey, dude who I had lunch with the other day, Griffith, I think it was, are you still here?
Dudes, I had thought I was over Fall Out Boy after their last album, but has anyone heard their new stuff? I'm in fucking love. I know its totally typical skater dude of me to listen to them but fuck that shit, their music rocks, and if anyone cares to challenge that, I'll fucking meet you in the parking lot after class!
Exam week raped me. I think charges need to be brought on these teachers, guys, I dont think its legal to put us through such cruel and unusual torture! Git-Mo guys! Ahhh!
(If thats going to get me in any trouble, I was totally kidding, for the record)
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[11 Jan 2009|04:25pm] |
Fuck dudes and dudettes, I know why I hate school. I'm so fucking BAD at it!
How old do you have to be to take your GED test?
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[12 Dec 2008|12:23pm] |
Dudes....cold.
Cold means snow.
Snow means snowboarding.
Snowboarding means crazy awesome!
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[28 Nov 2008|12:28pm] |
Holy shit.....I dont think I'll be able to eat for another fucking week!
That was good though! My compliments to the guys the put the whole meal together. I'm stuffed. What I need now is some good old fashion entertainment.
Hey...Isaiah. You want to watch that one movie?
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[19 Nov 2008|02:24pm] |
So mom can't afford to fly me back to LA for Thanksgiving, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys! I'm gunna spend the whole day at the park. Who the fuck knows when the first big snowstorm is gunna hit. Got to get as much outdoorsiness done before then.
Even though snow isn't really a problem for me. It's just cold water. Huh, maybe I can skateboard when its snowing, just so long as I keep warm, I can get the snow out of my way no prob!
Tell me we're going to have buttered mashed potatoes with bacon and cheese! Its SO NOT Thanksgiving without them! Oh! And fucking yams with marshmallows. Whoever's in charge of making the meal, PILE on those marshmallows!
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[11 Nov 2008|12:30pm] |
Dudes.....what the fuck? Kidnappers? Fucking shit, why would they want to kidnap us? I mean...it's not like we're not one of them, am I right?
What why the fuck wasn't I kidnapped? What, am I not fucking special enough?
It's been a rough god damn week. Couldn't get tickets to the concert I wanted, fucking biffed on my board because a truck broke, kids fucking kidnapped, found a video of me on a porn site I took a year ago that one thing, and I think we're out of Eggos in the kitchen.
Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.
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[27 Oct 2008|01:48pm] |
Going skating today after classes! Its getting fucking COLD though! Total lamesvilles, dudes. I'm used to sunshine and intense heat waves. Does it snow up here? I've never seen snow before.
Oh, and just as a warning, I guess, I'll be standing around the laundry room tonight in the ol' boxers because I don't think I have a clean fucking shirt anywhere.
Oh and I narrowed it down. For Halloween I'm either gunna be a Spelling Bee, Stating Electricity, or a Cloud. A fucking sexy ass cloud if I do say so myself!
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[26 Oct 2008|10:11am] |
So I think I may finally have settled on a costume, or at least a couple ideas.
Figured I would sexify other stupid costume ideas I've seen and make them awesome!
I could be partly cloudy with chance of showers with my cloud idea and carry around a squirt gun.
Or I could be sexy 'Joe the Plumber' and wear a pair of overalls and....thats it.
Or Static Electricity
Or a Spelling Bee, so I could dress like a bee and stick letters all over!
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[20 Oct 2008|02:49pm] |
I need to go get my ears checked up on. I think I'm ready for the next gauge size up, and I need an industrial upgrade. This one's so fucking boring.
Fuck, I still got no clue what to be for Halloween. Maybe I shouldn't be fucking anything and going around tricking people instead of asking for treats.
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